Monday, August 20, 2007

THE BLOB!

Don't you hate it when you buy a package of frozen bread roll dough and then forget that you're thawing it out on the counter and end up leaving it out all night and then when you come downstairs in the morning for breakfast, you look over and see a gigantic thing on the counter and realize that the dough burst out of the plastic packaging and is trying to take over the house? Thank heavens we caught in it time... I shudder to imagine what would have happened if it had engulfed us in our sleep. We punished the dough by putting it in a 375ยบ death chamber and then dropped it in gastric acid. It was the only way to neutralize its evil powers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I refer you, of course, to the Woody Allen classic, Sleeper, in which the instant pudding grows to fill the entire kitchen and has to beaten into submission with a shovel.