Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Aaiiiiieeeeee!

Does anyone have a Xanax prescription I could borrow? At least for the next couple of days? Anyone? Anyone?

If not, I'll have to turn to my bottle of Jamaican opium cough medicine, which isn't such a bad alternative, now that I think about it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the internet, you can buy some online without a prescription.............

Anonymous said...

I've got something even better on its way right now. What could be better (and hopefully less addictive) than sweet, wonderful opiates? You will soon find out...