"The iPhone is the official telephone of the Celestial Kingdom."
And I don't throw that around lightly. Yeah, don't bring up my review of the Swatch as the official timepiece of the Celestial Kingdom. That was just a crazy teenager not knowing what he was talking about. This time, it's for real. I mean seriously. When you're holding it, it feels like you're holding the future!

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I guess this is as close to the celestial kingdom as I will get, and that is fine by me.
I can't believe you were in our house a moment ago and we forgot to ask for an audience with it...we are never going to glimpse heaven are we?-ber
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