I just heard that Lindsay Lohan got an iPhone. With its smooth glass surface, it's the perfect portable coke-cutting and snorting station... and it makes calls to your dealer... and it can map the quickest route back to rehab.
I'm thirty-frickin'-EIGHT (Holy crap! ...Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset...) who lives in the Pacific Northwest with my wife of ten years. We have a little girl who has completely altered our lives and changed how we play and travel. I'm out of practice in my sarcasm, and hope to resharpen it through talking about people in this blog--you know, for social triage!
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