Yes, the words of MC Hammer come to the rescue once again.
And my two suggestions were met with skepticism and dismissal:
- If someone touches your belly, grab their crotch. When they react in surprise/horror, just tell them, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was inappropriate touching day."
- Have a t-shirt printed with "I have leprosy."
4 comments:
That shirt is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!!
Wow. I totally could have used that when I was pregnant. I just handled it the old fashioned way by practicing my death glare on people. I need it for being a mom anyway ;)
If someone pats you on the prego belly, just pat them back. It's not quite so shocking as grabbing the crotch but...come to think of it, it probably isn't as satisfying, either.
Hey! I can't believe I'm just finding out Margaret is preggers. Nor that I forgot about this blog. But this isn't right, I'm sposta comment on the blog topic, right? I can't see the shirt. So..... Hi from Banda! Glad to be in touch & I can't wait to reach out & touch that belly in person!!! Soon enough! xoxo, eb
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