Facial hair countdown

Well, Margaret only has to put up with one more day of these extreme sideburns. Tomorrow is the movie, and I won't be surprised if she makes me shave them off when we get home from the film that night. What does she have against the 70's? They brought all sorts of other cool things--like polyester, disco, and the Carter Administration. The way I figure it, if I can't grow it on the top of my head I may as well grow it on the sides of it.