Thursday, October 26, 2006

Flasher

Don't you hate it when you forget to buckle your belt back up after you've gone to the bathroom while on the Portland State University campus and don't realize it until you've left the building, waited at a crosswalk, and walked another block after that only to see your belt sticking out in front of you? I'm not saying that that happened to me... uh, I was just thinking how that would be the WORST!

4 comments:

Tracy said...

Yeah that's bad. What about when you are wearing drawstring pants, and your two year old unties the string, and they slide down, cause your underwear is particularly slippery.... I hate that! I mean that might be bad too.

Anonymous said...

Or when you're wearing silk, drawstring pants over nylons and your pants fall down and you don't even realize it and you're standing right in front of all your new inlaws...

Tracy said...

The inlaws? That's pretty bad, but you hope they are forgiving. Or what if you are out shopping, and your 2 year old throws a tantrum, so you try to carry her and the carrier with the new baby, and keep the 5 year old in tow, but in the process of wrestleing the 2 year old you lift your shirt and flash the entire community? Oh wait you don't have kids, no big deal, your safe.

Anonymous said...

You're just lucky that's all that was sticking out in front of you.