Monday, August 28, 2006

Old age

Yesterday was my little sister's birthday and she told me something that made her feel old, and by extension ME feel old. While I try to drown my feelings of impending death with sex, drugs, and rock and roll, occassionally something worms its way past my defenses and I can see the Grim Reaper standing there looking at his clock waiting to pounce. Well, what allowed me to see him yesterday was my sister telling me that she had had lower back pain all day and it was making her feel her age. Yikes! What does that say about me? I'm nine years older than she is. I'm probably going to be getting my complimentary subscription to "Your life's almost over" magazine--the AARP publication for the slightly less older set--any day now. Sigh.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeremy, no need to wait for the magazine to arrive! Fortunately for you, the AARP has gone hi-tech. You can now read the AARP Blog which is your quote "online resource for staying current with important issues in successful aging, including economic and retirement security; health and wellness; global aging; livable communities and mobility; and volunteering."

Anonymous said...

Subscription to "Your life's almost over" magazine. More like a prescription for Viagra.