Zooom!

Well, I finally got to try the new Diet Coke Plus. Wow! I had my first dose can for breakfast and already I feel the rush of potential and possibilities opening up to me this morning. Like I'm on top of the world and that nothing can get in my way. Like my heart is pumping 220 beats per minute. Like sweat is pouring off my red face. Gee, what's going on here? Just kidding... although any energy gain benefits I might have experienced will soon be stiffled when I have to attend our weekly managers' meeting this morning. That'd be enough to drain even Richard Simmons of energy!